Ban-G Sojourn

P: who can i insult to his face THIS week?
M: Ban-g boi. just let it out.
P: I don't have a problem with Benji
M: search your feelings (LAJ). Remember.
P: what are you? fracking Senator Palpatine?
M: no, fracking Yoder. We jusrt caught someone forging all the signatures on approvals. how could someone be so stupid.
P: maybe they have relatives in JAIL that they want to live with.
eww sourPUSSY just logged on.
M: You just want to kill benji one day and tear out his sack, sick pheremone sack.
P: he's working on a project in Buffalo for daddy #4
i mean #5
remember last year when he went to PA for weeks at a time? he was working a couple out there too.
i mean what's it like to just go from home to home exisitng on the KINDNESS OF STRANGERS!!!!!????????
i swear, i will become a slim asian again. i must turn my body into a ban-G machine!
at least you have to appreciate that he wants people to pool their moneys for him. He doesn't want to be a burden on a single individual... that's so kind of him.
how could you fault him, when he's such a considerate person?
M: We are at the end of the line. Not such a bad place to be, when you peek at whose in front of us.
P: it's like a playground softball team, and not even getting picked from all the kids. We have to WATCH them play with the hot bears...
i must do a ballerina twirl