Rice Paddy Hell

M: Let's go see Wedding Singer the Musical. It sounds soo good.
P: Can we just say we saw it? JLA is looking so cum-dripping. I love him. He's like the Holy Grail of bears I know and love...
M: I concur on that one. But then the benchmark tests are'nt much of a challenge, now, are, they?
P: omigod you look so thin in this album
M: I don't think that you quite make the height class restriction for LAJ. I think that the pattern is emerging (aside from anyone that will love you, will act like I am not there).
P: i loved it on Tues last week, FOAD-TNG just shoved you outta the way to talk to me. and didn't think anything of it. That was SO FUNNY.
M: Demented. I think you need to just act like they are not ther. oops, you already do.
P: I fear that the cute bear and his starving waif will be at Pig Rug tomorrow. I fear that I will be seriously green with jealousy. I will admire him from afar. He's SO CUTE!
i would rather never see him again than see him with that freeky munchkin
M: Of course that situation will be there. Just get mangled in an accident on the way over. Then you might hit his ray-dahr. try to get your face hit and your legs squashed. it may also help out with LAJ when he's around.
P: maybe i'm just not low-hanging fruit.
if i had stupid common denominator stuff going, maybe i could relate to more people. Maybe I should dumb myself down some more to make myself into Low Hanging Fruit.
FROOOOOOOOTTT
M: That Faction is a disturbing one. I can't even imagine what a conversation would be like within that faction. Wat do they speak of, how they tortured prisoners of war or working in the rice paddies?
P: i dug a ditch last weekend so i could hide in the hole and wait for unsuspecting yankees to fall in and KILL
maybe he's an important ambassador for short asian people on a secret mission to Alderaan in the United Nations.
M: yesterday was wasteland. Everyone is just dooing it on the innernet. it is distressing.
P: dewd Norton just blocked a trojan horse attempt on my PC. it's fracking scary.
yesterday at the dugout i was hoping that the cutey would be there with his rice patty nam-BLAH. maybe they're just visiting? i mean I've never seen them before...
M: The original namblah's bee-friend seems to give me nods of hi when I walk past him. I totally blow him off.
P: wng has a BF?
who is the "original namblah"?
M: I'm sorry, the second iteration. the one that hangs out with the new namblah. you are correct wng is the original.
P: KILL-E
M: E-Kill, E-Cash. I heard the funny thing on the way to the horror. Someone was telling his friends, I'm going to the bar to pick up some male.
P: I still like "Special Ed"...
M: Remember, in June when you starve yourself, your body is going to htink youre starving and start storing fat. it will be SUCH fun to watch.
P: i know how to fast. i've done it before.
M: By now you will have metabloized one half of one sausage bit from your pizza last night.
P: i woke up and burped sausage and bacon
M: short, bald, fat men are undermining your destiny. it is time for you to grasp what is due to you.