Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Vito on Sopranos seems cute

M: Vito on Sopranos seems cute (especially bio on HBO.com)
P: he's causing quite the stir on that show because he likes bears, and he's the gay character
M: Island was very good (seriously cool stuff). Last night was the Death Toll of going to the movies ever again for me.
The actor lives in the rockaways and is a life long brooklynite. I'm sure Dirty Devil is stalking him right now.
P: Maybe you should start watching the Sopranos in HD. It looks really great
M: No. 24 is now slotted for the open position.
Given that the only show on tv I watch now is BSG (and curb whenever it will come back).
P: did you watch 24 last night? I put it on as soon as I got home. What a great show.
M: no I the Island last night and watched "mirror Mirror part 1" of enterprise. it was the parallel universe ep of enterprise which sucked (the writing was so cookie cutter). they had a kirk era enterprise in it though. looked cool in high def
the non-high def transmissions of HD shows like Enterprise on nbc actually look better than STD (looks half way HD.)
P: Enterprise does look good for SD.
I had to do a double take on Sunday because it looked so good.
fracking owners of the Star Trek franchise should get a CLUE from the success of BSG and create a show that is more like a space soap opera too with a continuous storyline.
M: problem is that when they did that the show always went to crap (with the stooooopidddd Dominion war, the STToOOOOpiiidd Suliban, the stupid Cardassians). trek like X-files best exists as one off epidsodes that are really well written (like short stories).
P: they had a chance to serialize Voyager, but they didn't really take advantage of it.
BSG can do it well because they have good writers. If Star Trek franchise had good writers they could achieve similar success.
They need characters that people REALLY LIKE. I hated Riker, and the Dr. characters, and Leave Out Burton.
M: they had thumbs up their bums/
P: Enterprise started out wth likeable characters.
M: did you want Leave-Ahr Burton to SIT at the OTHER table?
P: YESSSS!!!
Heheh we should throw a party and set aside the OTHER table going forward. it's a good placeholder for the somewhat undesirables.
M: whi is it to get some action these days you have to be a fat bastard or waif thin. when did we drop off the memu?
P: i am going to make myself into a Ban-G waif
M: Smeegul
P: i want to be ultra skinny so you can see my veins.
M: CONVINCE ME NOT TO ASSIGN THE SMEEGUL IP ADDRESS TO YOU KNOW WHO... BE ELOQUENT IN YOUR CONVINCING ME...
P: Ban-G isn't good enough?
or is that for kill-E
M: MULTIPLE IP ADDRESS. ITS JUST THAT SMEEGUL IS A FREE ADDRESS. IT REQUIRES ASS-IGNMENT.
WE NEED TO ASSIGN ONE TO KILL-E.
I WANT TO BE CRAFTY ON THAT ONE.
YOU REALIZE IF YOU STEP BACK AND READ THESE TRANSCRIPTS, WE ARE SERIOUSLY DEMENTED.
P: yes, i read them all last night when i was about to create the blog.
i don't think you should call ban-G by "smeaghoul" because ban-G is not a slimy, opportunistic, gold digging creature who used to be normal but was transformed by greed and jealousy.
M: OK THATS FUNNY. ASSIGNMENT IS OFFICIAL
P: don't you think there will be IP conflict with the bar, which we call smeagol?
M: it will allow for confusing statements like did Smeagul take off to the Smeegel with his 4 dads?
P: i was jsut on the phone with someone else who doesn't speak to Dirty Devil anymore.
there's a universe of people who HAVE self-esteem who would never speak to Dirty Devil, and a world of people (much more) who fall into the Dirty Devil's trap and are somehow captivated by him.
i would like to call R by "Fuck Face" because that is really waht I think when I look at him. Either that or "Sour Pussy?".
Sour PUSSY
heheh
how about "Tard-Ass-ian"
M: R has Latin genome. As we know, the latin genome has resulted in agressive strains. Kill-E is worse. just WORSE!!
P: Sour PUSSY
kill-E is kind of funny. it is working for me.
Kill-E, Ban-G, POG... they all rhyme.
M: Kill-E will be my masterpiece. I will sit on that one for a while.
P: hehe let's use Kill-E for now then until we get a better IP address for him.
i like "Sour PUSSY"
it will make for some really good puns
you are going to have to cum up with a really good one for LL. We can't just go around using his name everywhere
i wonder what kinda nite it will be a pig rug tonight
P: you wanna hear something funny? on saturday, i met with someone online who received a call from Given Name while we were eating. i was immediately turned off by the guy i was with because anyone who would go to a movie with Given Name on a saturday night MUST BE A LOSER
M: We must become manipulators. How is it that we cannot manipulate these peeps into interfering with each other?
P: manipulating means caring... and i don't care that much about these CB-ers
M: Do you care about the roaches that scramble about your apartment? Yes you do.
P: who can we call cock-roach?
M: someone vile.
i'm laughing right now.
It can be floating... you can assign it to sour PUSSY, I can assign it to Ban-g
it will be the creep of the day... like cofee of the day.
P: that sounds like a good general term
M: i kind of want to assign it to LL. but like it to be floating.
im still laughing
still laughin
P: we need a roach motel for all the cock-roaches!!!!
fucking COCK-roach!
all of them!
(begin ballerina twirl)Noooooooo!!(/end)
M: the anti-wonderwoman twerl.

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