i am SO HUNGOVER
P: i am SO HUNGOVER
i think i must have had 12 beers.
M: yeah and fracking shots.
M: google: alcoholics therapee sessions, New York
P: that and order nicotine patches.... i am becoming addicted to cigarettes
i woke up coughing!
will you help me get a job when i get fired for showing up drunk?
M: Inane things that Penguins do not engage in : (See above)
Accelerated Oar packing/Boat Ride off of San marino.
M: That guy last night is so cock-ROACH. I was talking to Original recipe about him and he concurs as to his sliminess. Notice that he always pushes in after someone finishes talking with that person?
P: Which guy?
ok Jeff from LA is telling me about his sexploits in FTL. DO I REALLY NEED TO HEAR THIS STUFF!?!?!?
M: NVA-Negative Value Add
I need Jeff from LA.
P: Jeff from LA is mine. Don't touch.
:-)
NVA = COCK roach
but i think he's a nice cock roach
even tho he will CB me right in front of my face... he's OK. I've known him a LONG time.
i think there's some irony about Original Recipe saying that Nice Cock Roach is slimy.
P: I don't think it's fair to say that because Nice Cock Roach is not a two-faced, code-red cock blocker that will practically push you out of the way to talk to the hot guy you're talking to. That's not him at all... you must be mistaken.
M: Bonnie and Fracking Clyde... until the last cell of Liver explodes... the only reason that Roach has hooked up with you is that you will enable him (he is the parasit hanging on the shark, that's you, taking him to the feed). he knows I would never enable him, and therefore stays clear. Roaches. Squash.
i am so sending Jeff a lude IM.
P: Jeff will be like "who the frack is this?"
make sure that ban-G is not around when he comes to NYC again.
M: its going to be so lude.
P: dewd, i still havent told you about that crazee club that we went to after pig rug. apparently i had my shirt off. and so did Worst Influence. Sadly, i don't even fracking remember this! I need an intervention.
last night was a total blur. I don't even remember any of the faces from pig rug, which is really messed up. i guess i shouldn't show up at a bar without money again, because i ended up having drinks in my hand CONTINUOUSLY! NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!
do you think red would have been a longer-lasting fascination if he came out more frequently?
M: You mean Replacement 3.5?
He didnt drink enough for you so it never took. there is a minimum drink limit with you.
M: at least you can take the money you saved by not having money last night and invest it in Janus International Fund A so that you can bid for that liver in the near FUTURE.
P: i am mentally preparing for liver failure. I think I am getting liver spots around my pearl white skin.
i think i must have had 12 beers.
M: yeah and fracking shots.
M: google: alcoholics therapee sessions, New York
P: that and order nicotine patches.... i am becoming addicted to cigarettes
i woke up coughing!
will you help me get a job when i get fired for showing up drunk?
M: Inane things that Penguins do not engage in : (See above)
Accelerated Oar packing/Boat Ride off of San marino.
M: That guy last night is so cock-ROACH. I was talking to Original recipe about him and he concurs as to his sliminess. Notice that he always pushes in after someone finishes talking with that person?
P: Which guy?
ok Jeff from LA is telling me about his sexploits in FTL. DO I REALLY NEED TO HEAR THIS STUFF!?!?!?
M: NVA-Negative Value Add
I need Jeff from LA.
P: Jeff from LA is mine. Don't touch.
:-)
NVA = COCK roach
but i think he's a nice cock roach
even tho he will CB me right in front of my face... he's OK. I've known him a LONG time.
i think there's some irony about Original Recipe saying that Nice Cock Roach is slimy.
P: I don't think it's fair to say that because Nice Cock Roach is not a two-faced, code-red cock blocker that will practically push you out of the way to talk to the hot guy you're talking to. That's not him at all... you must be mistaken.
M: Bonnie and Fracking Clyde... until the last cell of Liver explodes... the only reason that Roach has hooked up with you is that you will enable him (he is the parasit hanging on the shark, that's you, taking him to the feed). he knows I would never enable him, and therefore stays clear. Roaches. Squash.
i am so sending Jeff a lude IM.
P: Jeff will be like "who the frack is this?"
make sure that ban-G is not around when he comes to NYC again.
M: its going to be so lude.
P: dewd, i still havent told you about that crazee club that we went to after pig rug. apparently i had my shirt off. and so did Worst Influence. Sadly, i don't even fracking remember this! I need an intervention.
last night was a total blur. I don't even remember any of the faces from pig rug, which is really messed up. i guess i shouldn't show up at a bar without money again, because i ended up having drinks in my hand CONTINUOUSLY! NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD!
do you think red would have been a longer-lasting fascination if he came out more frequently?
M: You mean Replacement 3.5?
He didnt drink enough for you so it never took. there is a minimum drink limit with you.
M: at least you can take the money you saved by not having money last night and invest it in Janus International Fund A so that you can bid for that liver in the near FUTURE.
P: i am mentally preparing for liver failure. I think I am getting liver spots around my pearl white skin.
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