Thursday, May 11, 2006

Weaken'd Ideas

P: moshi moshi
M: sup?
P: getting mentally prepared for frackin annoying status meeting that i am holding.
why do we have to do status calls? doesn't everyone just KNOW what the status of things is?
M: perhaps they are interested in the status of your liver?
P: my liver was given a break last night as I went to food bar with a friend from bowling and had only 2 glasses of white wine.
P: Do you want to see Meow Mix play tonight at East of Eighth? Worst Influence and I are going to see the midnight show.
M: i hope you did not have fracking coco-nut curry. I am seeing circus tonight. I might call you though, cause I might be interested in getting a bite after the circus...
P: yes, i shall be eating and drinking while watching Meow Mix perform.
Hopefully he won't meow on stage
M: the circus is the same night as my GLBT business school dinner and DNO. its like Union of the events I want to go to.
P: MuMu on Monday
M: is it at 12:00AM, thats freekin late. i must be in bed by 12:30 so that I can get up at 7:10 to jymmu eh ikimasu.
is freeekin ka-shew gotten back to you about samson? Tell him to bring back 10 of the past issues.
firedance through the night.
P: he does 2 shows 2nite. One at 10pm and one at midnight. I have to go to the midnight one because I am playing tennis from 9-11.
P: i forgot about asking Cashew Nut about Samson magazine.
M: maybe i'll catch you at the tail end of whilst I am eating there... We might go to wo-hop instead. It depends on how much of lard-ass i want to be... Meow-mix is like the least cock-roach of the italians.
Get him to bring back G-men magazines too.
P: never heard of G-men. Does it come with ra-men?
have you looked at the blog? I posted the choice chats of the past month.
M: id your freekin IM beeping now with messages? its the first Ive heard it... I need to look at that... we need to publicize it...
P: Worst Influence believes we should mask our names even further. He believes that "P" and "M" are way too obvious if we want it to be anonymous.
he thinks I should be "G" and you should be "NY"
M: I like it the way it is... peeps need to see it real. its not liek we're dissing anyone that we care about.
P: exac-ree
M: how do you point someone at the blog?
P: just give them the link: sorewachotto.blogspot.com
M: i'm sending an email to some peeps to look at it.
P: who would wanna read our ranting? your biz skewl friends?
M: yeah... and some high school peeps. certainly not the Cok-Roaches. although maybe they should...
M: dude, we're going to be reading these blogs in our old age and have a heart attach. post them ALL!!!!
M: cancel your stewpid dim sum and come to the karaoke house. bring backwards.
P: we could come after the dimsum. want to do that?
M: if you want... if he can drive out that would be cool (he can bring his paduan thing/guy). of course we'd be heading back around 5PM the next day... I was planning on making sushi.
M: I thought WI was blowing off your DumSim?
P: that would be fine. i think it would be more fun than going to Philly, i think
he is, but his padewan is cumming to the dim sum.
M: chew on it...
M: I would be making Frowzen Day-ohs.
P: 24hours in the hamptons vs. 24hrs with big furry bears in philly... and big mike... in my hotel room...
maybe we could do a season of 24 where we explore the underside of the bear world... dink, dink, dink, dink....
or an alternate scenario of 24hours in the hamptons... we should do that for public access TV
we could call it "24: The Hamptons"
"24: Season 1002 Liberty Bear Weekend"
we could have a cast of thousands. maybe Robert Altman could direct it.
P: Kevin Bacon could just do a walk-on... and perhaps the episodes can involve finding out who threw a Goblin Bomb killing Given Name, Sour PUSSY, Samsung, kill-E, Jar Jar, Dirty Devil, and Unlinked List...
P: the suspects would have to be international. Maybe we could get Fergus to be like a Count Drakoola character who seems like he would kill them, but it's really the meek and innocent Cashew Nut who threw the Goblin Bomb...
maybe because they stepped on one of his pom-poms.
or made fun of his cheerleading skillzzzz
or just because he frackin felt like it.
i think you would have to be suspect too.
Lots of shakey camera... maybe POG or Worst Influence could be the camera men if they had the DT's....
dewd... i just looked at what i've just typed... FAST PASS to HELL!
M: Worst Influence would be singing "Doctor, Doctor" in the background. I almost forgot about Kevin-Bon-Damon. And what business does BM have going to Liberty Bears. He is so not part of the scene. The scene is a dot to him.
Duhd, if you go to Liberty Bears (and it will suck), you better be back for Union of the Creeps on Sunday night.
M: my pewl chemicals are being shipped to the hamptons as we speak. Intenet makes life so sweet. $300 worth of chlorine, algaecide and PH+.
P: does that mean the pool is not an option this weekend? :-) So we can play tennis instead. :-)
i will karaoke to Duran Duran. We can drive in the fog to Thriller. Tennis. Sushi. Frozen Cause-Mows. Breakfast with dripping bacon. What more could we ask for? Are there supposed to be other people at the house this weekend? or would it just be for us blahg boyz?
BM scorns the scene but he is needed because he will be cum-dripping.

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