Service Pack Love

M: oh yeah, youre working from home tewday.
P: yup!
M: i added photo notes... and I only just begun!
P: uhoh, i am afraid to look...
who the frack is beetlejuice??
M: beetlejuice is U on the tablecloth... with the something about "p" hair/
P: i actually ripped the drawing from last night out and brought it home. it was just too good to throw away. did it help you locate my fracking pear shaped body in the hot tub pic?
M: pic of Service Pack in hat is really good. it is jake gyllenhaal in bareback. actually better.
by the way, where is your belt buckle?
P: d00d, i am SO tempted to post a pic of George Clooney right after a pic of Service Pack.
M: next time we see Service Pack, we need to bug him about where his belt buckle is... like all night long..
P: you can add photos to the album too
M: i'll add one of a mangled severed body and caption what we thought happened to keeran when we abonadoned him with a lusting stranger at 6:30 AM.
P: we are so inocuous. :-)
M: who said that, fracking Jo-EEE? Clueless.
I think that we are the max setting on Noxicity. actually setting 11.
P: i'm going to the dr's office. switch to BlackBerry Messenger.

Welcome to Sore wa chotto...

What does "sore wa chotto" mean? It is Japanese for "that's a little... [inappropriate]". The Japanese do not say something is inappropriate directly, they just say "that's a little..."

So now you know...